Disorder in the court

Da Rasputin Dom 30 Dic 2012 - 17:52

Si tratta di un libretto pubblicato anni fa, contenente perle tratte da casi giudiziari, per lo più dialoghi tra avvocato e testimone.

Vi fornisco una fonte con una raccolta delle più significative

http://www.sjacob.org/home/humour/DisorderInTheCourt.html

cito una delle mie favorite

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere.

e invito chi vuole a fare lo stesso carneval

Da evolutionator Sab 23 Feb 2013 - 16:04

WITNESS: "Morning, George."
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Da Rasputin Sab 23 Feb 2013 - 18:30

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he
woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

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