L'utente Apple del forum UAAR mi deve una tastiera

[Rasputin]

Pork

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqGAM1X30zc&feature=player_embedded

stavo bevendo una birra

[Apple]

Sono iscritta anche qui




Chi è il presidente della repubblica italiano??
Che spessore culturale eh!
Ahahaha!
ME l'ha mandato un'amica via mail..

[Apple]

A proposito...ciao a tutti,sono Roberta.
Piacere

[Ospite]

Ciao, benvenuta

[Sally]

Ora devo andare a ringraziare Apple su UAAR!!!

Toglimi una curiosita': Ma cos'e' tutto 'sto voyeurismo sul forum UAAR???

[Sally]

Sono iscritta anche qui

In questo caso:

[Rasputin]

A proposito...ciao a tutti,sono Roberta.
Piacere

Benvenuuta!

mi devi comunque una tastiera

@Diva: perchè, adesso è anche vietato guardonare?

[Apple]

mi devi comunque una tastiera

[Sally]

A proposito...ciao a tutti,sono Roberta.
Piacere

Benvenuuta!

mi devi comunque una tastiera

@Diva: perchè, adesso è anche vietato guardonare?

Ahah, io farei giusto la stessa cosa! A me sono sempre piaciuti i buchi delle serrature...

[Apple]

@Blush: io però non ho capito bene..ti hanno bannato definitivamente o sei in esilio per un periodo a tempo determinato?

[Rasputin]

@Blush: io però non ho capito bene..ti hanno bannato definitivamente o sei in esilio per un periodo determinato?

no no, sono espulso

se spulci qui in giro per il forum trovi anche la storia, anzi non spulciare, vai qui

http://atei.forumitalian.com/solo-spam-f7/la-mia-espulsione-dal-forum-uaar-t874.htm

era in "Argomenti vari", credo, poi è stato spostato (Silentemente) in SPAM

[delfi68]

esecuzione capitale...

[delfi68]

Pork

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqGAM1X30zc&feature=player_embedded

stavo bevendo una birra

..la minchioneria non ha limiti...Ondra!!

[Sally]

Pork

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqGAM1X30zc&feature=player_embedded

stavo bevendo una birra

..la minchioneria non ha limiti...Ondra!!

Vai che io e Blush gli organizziamo un corso di inglese online...

[Apple]

Vai che io e Blush gli organizziamo un corso di inglese online...

Magari anche di italiano..mamma mia che vergogna!!

[davide]

Benvenuta!

[Sally]

Evidentemente noi Italiani non abbiamo l'esclusiva sulla minchioneria...

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Jeremy Paxman:
What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
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Homosexuals.
Jeremy Paxman:
No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you
*
BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)*
Jamie Theakston:
Where do you think Cambridge University is?
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Geography isn't my strong point.
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There's a clue in the title.
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Leicester
*
BBC NORFOLK*
Stewart White:
Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
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I don't know.
Stewart White:
I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and
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Arm
Stewart White:
Correct And if you're not weak, you're...?
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Strong.
Stewart White:
Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
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Louis
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Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A
Wonderful World?
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Frank Sinatra?

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Alex Trelinski:
What is the capital of Italy ?
Contestant:
France.
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France is another country. Try again.
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Just guess a country then.
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Paris.

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Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about
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For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
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Bamber Gascoyne:
What was Gandhi's first name?
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Goosey?

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What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963 ?
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I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

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What's 11 squared?
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I don't know.
Phil:
I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.
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Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
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Forrest Gump.

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Richard:
On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
Contestant:
Er. .. ..
Richard:
He makes bread . . .
Contestant:
Er . ....
Richard:
He makes cakes . . .
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Kipling Street?

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Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
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Barcelona.
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I was really after the name of a country.
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Question:
What is the world's largest continent?
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The Pacific.

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Presenter:*
Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting
by Leonardo da Vinci.
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

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What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?
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Magna Carta?

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James O'Brien:
How many kings of England have been called Henry?
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Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... ER. ER ... Three?

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Chris Searle:
In which European country isMount Etna?
Caller:
Japan.
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I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let
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Caller:
Er ..... Mexico ?

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How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israellast?
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In which country would you spend shekels?
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Holland?
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Try the next letter of the alphabet.
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No.

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What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?
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Er. ... .
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It's got two syllables . . . Kor . .
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Presenter:
What religion was Guy Fawkes?
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Jewish.
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(quest'ultima gliel'avrei data per buona!!!)

[Rasputin]

@Blush: io però non ho capito bene..ti hanno bannato definitivamente o sei in esilio per un periodo a tempo determinato?

Da qui

http://atei.forumitalian.com/spam-f7/la-mia-espulsione-dal-forum-uaar-t874.htm

puoi ricostruire abbastanza bene la parte finale della storia, poi se ti rimangono domande falle

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